"...about that marriage!"
Staci and I on All Hallow's Eve, 2010
Staci Layne Wilson proposed marriage to me using a typed fortune strip and white satin ribbons she had arranged to have served to me inside a fortune cookie after our Valentine's Day dinner at a Chinese restaurant.
It was neither the first nor last time I've ever been proposed marriage to.
That was 1988. We were married on-air at the Mark & Brian KLOS morning radio show on Valentine's Day, 1989. A Red kangaroo was our ring bearer.
It was/is my sole marriage (my son is by a prior "grand affaire d'amour").
I filed to divorce Staci in 2011. We'd been married 22 years, some great, some not, but most of them interesting, and are still a famous couple?!
That's the actual fortune cookie with Staci's proposal still inserted inside that Staci had our waiter surprise me with - saved over all these years.
Seriously Staci? That's what you're going with these days, really?!
Staci revised her IMDb bio after I Tweeted this...
I filed my petition to divorce Staci Layne Wilson on 8-2-11
My petitioner's judgment of dissolution of marriage to Staci Layne Wilson
(I put this page up because I got tired of hearing "So you guys were actually
never married?". This "clarification page" will only be up until June 19, 2014)
(Well, not quite...)